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1. Batter Up!

A fun, witty name idea that works for a cake & patisserie shop or even a seafood restaurant.

2. Lord of the Pies

This witty name idea is a pun on a classic book title. Good for a bakery or diner.

3. One Basket of Eggs

Derived from "putting all your eggs in one basket." Humorous addition to an accounting business.

4. Not Yo Things

Advertise your security company in a humourous way by warning would-be thieves.

5. Just Horsing Around

A witty name idea for a games company, toy store, or horse equipment store.

6. A Novel Experience

This witty name idea for a bookshop promises customers a new experience with every book.

7. Get the Jitters

This catchy name for a coffee shop is a witty play on drinking too much coffee.

8. Hitch the Wagons

A cool business name that adds a touch of wit to a car business or trailer hire company.

9. I've Been Framed!

This witty name idea is great for a framing business or even a company that deals in windows.

10. Cold Front

A witty business name for an ice cream shop that brings to mind images of snow storms.

11. Jacked Up!

This cool, slang-inspired name is a witty addition to a gym or fitness center.

12. CatchAlls

This simple business name idea for a bag shop refers to how women's handbags carry everything.

13. Are U Gonna Eat That?

This fun, tongue-in-cheek name idea is a witty addition to a weight loss center.

14. Too Fly for a WiFi

A witty play on a classic rap song that works perfectly for an internet or tech company.

15. Criminalized Onions

This witty name for a vegetable business uses a purposeful misspelling of "caramelized."

16. The Emperor's Clothing

A catchy name for a vintage clothing shop that draws inspiration from "The Emperor's New Clothes."

17. Just a Feeling

A fun, cheeky name idea that is a witty addition to a massage parlor or spa.

18. Sole Search

The alliteration on the "S" makes this witty name for a shoe shop catchy and memorable.

19. DeStressed

This fun, witty name idea works for a therapist's office or for a jeans business.

20. Carat Cache

A catchy name idea for a diamond jewelry shop that plays on the idea of "carat" and "carrot."

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Funny Examples of Witty Business Names:

  • Food for the Seoul.
  • Hip to be Bread.
  • Dotted Line Signs.
  • The Eggcellent Bistro.
  • The Swift Tailor.

Witty Brand Names:

  • Proof & Pudding.
  • Triple Threads.
  • Mocha Me Crazy.
  • Pin Drop Acoustics.
  • CastPod.


How do I come up with some witty business names?

  1. Think about the business you are starting and brainstorm some keywords.
  2. Consider unusual or humorous associations for each of your keywords and add them to your list.
  3. Look into puns and idioms that are relevant to your business and add related keywords.
  4. Combine your keywords manually or use a business name generator.
  5. Shortlist your favorite names and check their availability.

What makes a business name witty?

A witty business name is quick, inventive, and humorous without being derogatory or offensive. Witty business names may also make unusual connections between ideas to prompt a smile from customers and may make use of puns, rhymes, metaphors, etc. You can use NameSnack to create scores of unique name ideas for your witty business.

Which real-life companies have witty business names?

  • Pane in the Glass.
  • Hang Over.
  • Chain Reaction Ride Shop.
  • Hair We Are.
  • Indiana Bones: Temple of Groom.
  • Wok This Way.
  • Oooh Girl... Who Did Your Hair? Salon & Spa.
  • Sew What?

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